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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Help! Facebook causes Syphilis!

   When one thinks of syphilis, one thinks of STDs, and when one thinks of STDs, one thinks of carelessness, right?

   Not anymore!  A health official, Peter Kelley (director of public health at Teeside), claims that Facebook is to blame for the recent rise in cases of syphilis.  To quote: "Social networking sites are making it easier for people to meet up for casual sex."  

  I say, "What have you been sniffing?"

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